Laugh… Then Scream!
Looking for the ultimate Halloween night out?
Only at The Patch MK can you spend an evening laughing with some of Britain’s top comedians, before stepping into our brand-new haunted attraction for an exclusive first look. Where the laughter quickly turns to fear…
But the night isn’t over. Something is waiting in the darkness.
Step beyond the lights and into a world where nothing is quite as it seems. Every turn brings a new surprise, and you never quite know what’s waiting around the next corner.
What starts with laughter might just end with screams!
Comedy Night guests will be amongst the very first people to step inside our brand-new haunt, an immersive walk-through experience, ahead of its official opening this October.
Are you brave enough to go in?
Your Comedy Night ticket includes:
😂 Live stand-up comedy from a fantastic line-up
😱 Entry to our brand-new haunted attraction – an immersive walk-through experience
🎃 Pumpkins available to choose and purchase from our Pumpkin Hub
🍔 Freshly cooked food available to purchase
🍺 Fully licensed bar
🚜 Free parking
Plan Your Evening
🎃 6:30pm – Gates Open
Your evening begins at The Patch MK.
🎪 Our new Haunt opens – an immersive walk-through experience
🎃 Visit the Pumpkin Hub and choose your perfect pumpkin
🍔 Freshly cooked food available
🍺 Licensed bars open
Take your time to soak up the atmosphere, grab something to eat or drink, choose your perfect pumpkin from the Pumpkin Hub and, if you’re feeling brave, venture into our new haunt before the comedy begins.
Last entry to the haunt before the show is 7:30pm.
😂 8:00pm – Comedy Begins
Take your seats and get ready for a fantastic evening of live stand-up comedy featuring:
Angela Barnes
Kae Kurd
Adam Vincent
Ryan Mold
🌙 After the Show – One Last Scare…
The laughter might be over, but the night isn’t…
Once the comedy finishes, the haunt will reopen for one final scare, remaining open until 11:00pm, giving you one final chance to step inside and brave the horror before heading home.
The licensed bar will also remain open until 11:00pm, so there’s no need to rush away when the final comedian leaves the stage.
What starts with laughter might just end with screams.
Meet Your Comedians
ANGELA BARNES
An award-winning stand-up comedian and writer who is one of the best live acts on the UK comedy circuit. As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and former chair of BBC Radio 4’s The News Quiz.
“Angela Barnes is the best mainstream female comedian I’ve seen since Sarah Millican… I can’t be any clearer than that can I?” – Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard
KAE KURD
Smart, sharp and brilliantly funny, he is recognised as one of the UK’s fastest-rising comedy stars. As seen on Mock The Week and Live at the Apollo, and co-host of the Wayne Rooney Podcast.
‘Soon to be a household name’. – EVENING STANDARD ★★★★
ADAM VINCENT
An Australian who has made Bedford his home! He is an award-winning comedian, author and writer. His writing credits include The Last Leg.
“Makes me laugh louder and more inappropriately than most people I know” – Adam Hills
Your host for the show is – RYAN MOLD
As charming and likeable a comedian as you’ll ever find! He is a regular host of The Comedy Store on the Road theatre shows and has supported Esther Manito and Fiona Allen on tour.
“Absolutely Brilliant” – Nick Helm
